I am falling down the evolutionary ladder. If evolution were true, that'd be impossible. I have been a Flappy Bird for quite some time now, but woe is me, now I'm a Slimy Mollusc!!!

(I thought it was because I just haven't been blogging much lately, let alone about anything controversial like Created To Be His Help Meet, but as I went to get links to type this post, I discovered that there may be another reason I've devolved.)