Appetizer
If someone made a statue of you, in which pose would you like to be?
Smiling and holding one of my children.

Salad
What perfume/cologne does your best friend wear?
I don't have a best friend.

Soup
Name something satisfying about your work.
It has eternal ramifications.

Main Course
What was the last excuse you made, and why did you need to make it?
(Probably not the actual last excuse I've made, but I can't remember that so...) "Sorry I can't come the homeschool meeting. My dh is going to be out of town."

Dessert
Complete this sentence: I wonder why children have more energy than their parents.