Appetizer
What was the last game you purchased?
Probably a croquet set.

Soup
Name something in which you don't believe.
Any other way to God besides Jesus.

Salad
If you could choose a television personality to be your boss, who would you pick?
I honestly have NO idea.

Main Course
What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way?
Sometimes in order to obey God you may have to be "unsubmissive." (NOTE THE QUOTES since from a Biblical perspective it wouldn't be unsubmissive.)
Oh yeah, and if a relative wants to sell you a house...get it inspected and appraised first to find out if 1) it's in the condition he/she says it's in, and 2) it's worth what he/she says it is.
(I learned more lessons through this whole fiasco, but I'll spare you.)

Dessert
Describe your idea of the perfect relaxation room.
Nice music playing (what music would depend on my mood), scented candle burning, lots of pillows to sit/lie on, books to read, hubby to give me a nice back rub. NO ONE SAYING "MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM." ;-)