Chewymom decide to change the "[my name] needs" Google meme a bit, to "[my name] wants." She said her needs were funnier, but boy, I tell ya, my wants are funnier, by far.

1. KIRSTIN WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU!
2. Kirstin wants to play you at that!
3. Kirstin wants everyone to have a good time here.
4. If Kirstin wants to move she can, you saying I shouldn't won't stop me.
5. Kirstin wants to stay because she knows one of them, but I want to go because I
know this tale before.
6. KIRSTIN wants a live-out Nanny job to start between now and May-05 for 12 months in New Zealand.
7. Kirstin wants to give children at Emanuel a choice of their own pajamas while they spend their time there.
8. Kirstin wants to buy a flute that costs $240.
9. Kirstin wants the recipe for the watermelon salad.
10. Kirstin wants me to go with her!